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Detective John Kimble
Names Arnold Schwarzenegger, Detective John Kimble, Douglas Quaid, Howard Langston, John Matrix, Hauser, The Kindergarten Cop, The Terminator, The Running Man, The Governor, The Party Pooper, Jack Slater, Arnold Braunschweiger (The Famous Comedian), Last Action Hero, Turbo Man, The Sheriff, Jericho Cane, Ben Richards, One Mean Motherfucker
Height 6'2
Weight 249 lbs
Born July 30, 1947
Birthplace Thal, Austria
Resides California, allegedly Miami, Florida
Billed from Miami, Florida
Trained by The Miami Police Force
Debut Unknown
Retired Never Will

He's a cybernetic organism. Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. His CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. The more contact he has with humans, the more he learns.

Personal Life

He's a cop. That's all he knows how to be.

Finishers and Signature Moves 

  • Terminating Knee Smash
  • Claw Slam
  • Giant Swing
  • Terminating Spike
  • Claw Hold
  • Argentine Backbreaker
  • Military Drop Uppercut

Championships and Accomplishments

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