|Born||August 23rd, 1985|
|Resides||Fort Worth, Texas|
|Trained by||Dory Funk Jr. Gym|
"The C.E.O" Distance Riley is a joke CAW created by Burb. He's a pretty cool guy.
He's 100% straight, but he does like to suck cock every now and then.
On December 11th, 2011, Distance Riley suffered an injury in a match against Legs Strokeworthy and had to be stretchered out of the arena. Mere hours later, family members of Riley announced that he would never fully recover from his injury, and as a result, his in-ring career would have to come to an end.
However, he shockingly recovered from his injuries, and returned, defeating Legs Strokeworthy in an inspiring performance.
Championships and Accomplishments
- Tosses opponent with his mind - Glitch Finisher
- Knee Drop
- Inverted DDT