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Distance Riley
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Statistics
Names Distance Riley
Height 5'0
Weight 166 lbs
Born August 23rd, 1985
Birthplace Berlin, Germany
Died
Resides Fort Worth, Texas
Billed from
Trained by Dory Funk Jr. Gym
Debut 2011
Retired

"The C.E.O" Distance Riley is a joke CAW created by Burb. He's a pretty cool guy.

Personal Life

He's 100% straight, but he does like to suck cock every now and then.


Retirement

On December 11th, 2011, Distance Riley suffered an injury in a match against Legs Strokeworthy and had to be stretchered out of the arena. Mere hours later, family members of Riley announced that he would never fully recover from his injury, and as a result, his in-ring career would have to come to an end.

However, he shockingly recovered from his injuries, and returned, defeating Legs Strokeworthy in an inspiring performance.

Championships and Accomplishments

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Finisher

  • Tosses opponent with his mind - Glitch Finisher
  • Knee Drop
  • Inverted DDT

Theme

Go The Distance Michael Bolton

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