Ron Rage is a formerly deceased pro wrestler.
Born in Rome as Augustus Fellatious XIV, Ron Rage was a young man thought to be immortal.
Living for thousands of years under multiple aliases, Rage found his true calling in life when he discovered pro wrestling.
After over 80 years in the independent wrestling circuit, Rage was picked up by WWE in 2008 under the name Gavin Spears. He was fired though because he sucked and had a stupid gimmick.
Rage's long life came to a shocking end on December 31st, 2010, when he experimented masturbation with a vibrating dildo for the first time in his life. It turned out the one weakness of Rage was having phallic objects inserted in his anus. The force of the dildo caused Rage's head to explode into pieces.
He was found with his belongings having been stolen by local crack dealers. His body was given to science to examine what made him immortal, but the helicopter transporting his body crashed on a deserted island. Rage's body was found and consumed by cannibals.
Championships and Accomplishments
Satan after dealing with Rage for nearly 5 years threw him out of Hell. Coming back to life was "Ok." according to Rage and simply went back to CAW Wrestling.