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Legs Strokeworthy
Names Legs Strokeworthy
Height 8'0
Weight Unknown
Born Unknown
Birthplace Unknown
Resides The Boiler Room
Billed from
Trained by Dory Funk Jr. Gym
Debut 2010
Retired N/A

This man embodies the passion, the emotion, and the drive of every pro wrestler. With an incredible will to succeed and an unmatched work ethic, Legs Strokeworthy is quite possibly the greatest to ever lace up a pair of boots.

Simply put, Legs Strokeworthy is a warrior.

Debut and SMF Title Win

Legs Strokeworthy debuted at a Story Mode Federation house show, interfering in a World Title match between then-champion Shindu Basa and Spongebob Now Spongebob Now Spongebob Now Spongebob Now. He proceeded to cash in the money in the bank briefcase he found; and because in SMF, if you touch the MITB, you're automatically the official holder of it, the officials allowed it. Legs easily disposed of Spongebob Now Spongebob Now Spongebob Now Spongebob Now by picking him up and caber tossing him at least 800 miles from the arena.

He then calmly approached Basa and began wildly stabbing him in the chest and throat with a concealed knife. Autopsy reports show that Basa was stabbed over twelve million times, as a result of the maddening fury of Strokeworthy. With Shindu Basa dead, Strokeworthy was crowned the final SMF World Champion.

SCAW Title Win

Just days later, Strokeworthy attended a SCAW: Superstars of CAW house show. He was able to get in the arena despite not having tickets and not being invited. Somehow making it backstage, Strokeworthy confronted Lonestarr022 in his office and demanded a title match. Lonestarr refused, until Strokeworthy threatened to smash his collection of Fullmetal Alchemist DVDs.

Using his rocket boots, Strokeworthy then flew right into the ring. Then-champion Green Lantern (who was cutting a promo) was confused by his presence. The confusion didn't last long, however, as Strokeworthy proceeded to crush the Lantern's head with his bare hands. Strokeworthy then pinned the now lifeless corpse of the superhero, much to the chagrin of a present Bryce Kanyon. On the way to the back, Strokeworthy and Kanyon stared eachother down, hinting at a possible meeting between the two someday.

After holding the title for several weeks, the pedophile Lonestarr stripped Strokeworthy of the title and gave it to Robin (who was subsequently easily dispatched by RIKI-OH). He now spends most of his wrestling career competing in DCO World Championship Match and CAWllision Events.

Championships & Accomplishments

  • SMF
    • 1x SMF Championship

Finishers & Signature Moves

  • kicks

Entrance Themes

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